Take a look at our top 5 WORST ways to spend the holiday seasons!

1.  On The Toilet.

Nothing better than bonding with the cold ceramic tiles in your bathroom and saying thanks by sharing your regurgitated feast over the holidays with your own personal thrown!  Look at the bright side, you won’t have to worry about those extra holiday pounds!

2.  In An Airport.

Layovers, delayed flights, canceled flights and dealing with those few idiots that seem to come up with endless excuses for why you’re not in the air, can ruin just about anyone’s holiday spirits.  But fear not, every airport comes complete with its very own fully stocked bar.

3.  At Work.
This is the prime vacation spot for the holidays, who doesn’t want to be ordered around, deal with crazed holiday shoppers, and put a smile on their face… seriously, it could be worse, at least you’re collecting a paycheck usually complete with double pay, overtime, or holiday pay.

4.  In Jail or In the Back of a Cop Car.
Because being arrested is the prime option of gifts for this holiday season.  It comes complete with a light show, blingy cuffs for your wrist, and you even get to do finger paintings in front of police officers.  If this is you, you’ve got it pretty good, at least your guaranteed a meal made by all of your roommates and your cellmate may even tell you a bedtime story.

5.  With Your Worst Enemy.
Everyone wants to spend the holidays with someone they can’t stand!  Just think of it this way… you can spike their drink, add diuretics to their food, give them prank gifts, and be happy about it all at the same time!